“I’m going to win an Oscar at 50 - definitely, and I’m going to die at 49 and a half to ensure I get that Oscar. I need to die as close to the Oscar ceremony as possible so I’m the last person in the montage of dead people they show every year. That’s the best spot, you know.

Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.”

- Jason Sudeikis (‘Mr Porter’, January 24th, 2012)

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